A group of Irish gangsters are sitting around deliberating over
methods they will employ in robbing a bank.

After a lot of thought they all agree on the way to go about it.

In the
wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to
get rich.

Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling theinternal security
system get under way.

The robbers expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and
valuables were more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
scattered strategically throughout the bank.

The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers found
only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

"Well," said one robber to another, at least we got a bit to eat."

They opened up the second safe and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding, and the process continued until all the safes were
opened and there was not one dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of
gold to be found.

Instead, all the safes contained containers of
pudding.

Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving with nothing
more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.

The following morning, a Dublin newspaper headline read

"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING."