The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the
meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship,
this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill
with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and
he
would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a blow job. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in
there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."