Sophie and the Queen were talking during the Queen Mother's birthday celebrations when the Queen said "Now Sophie, I think it's about time you and I talked about any problems you and Edward may have consumating the marriage."

"Oh," said Sophie, "Everything's alright really, except....."

" Except what?" said the Queen, "don't be embarrassed, I've heard it all before."

"Well, when I suck his dick and swallow, it tastes awful and gives me really, really bad indigestion."

"Have you tried Andrews?" asked the Queen

"Yes, but his tasted the same."