A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy.

The
owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office.

"Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly.
"So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy
with the most sales gets a blow job."

"What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.

The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to
give it."