- The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus. - Where does Santa go to change into his red suit?
The Clauset. - Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues. - What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station. - What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet! - What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish. - What is the relationship between Santa and receiving gifts?
Claus and effect. - Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit
gets all the credit. - What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. - A small boy wrote in a Christmas Card to his Aunt: "And I want to thank you for all the presents you have
sent in the past, as well as all the ones you are
*going* to send me this Christmas." - Has everyone heard that all Santa's elves are in
therapy this season?
Seems they are suffering from LOW ELF ESTEEM. - If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson. - What is claustrophobia?
Fear of Santa. - What is a computer's favorite Christmas Carol?
Array in a Manger. - How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack. - What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
