In India, there was this man who lived alone with his wife.

One day, he came home and was gasping for breath really
badly.

His wife asked,
"What's wrong? Why do you look so tired?"

He replied,
"First give me a glass of water."

So, his wife rushed to the kitchen and brought him a glass
of water.

Again the wife asked him the same question,
"So, why do you look so tired?"

The husband explained,
"Today, I had a really big achievement. I ran behind the
bus all the way from office upto here! I saved 5 rupees!"

At this, his wife angrily said,
"You silly fool! You should have ran behind a taxi, so
you could have saved 50 rupees!"