A mortician was working late one night.

It was his job to examine the dead
bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he
made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever
seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to
be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved
for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's
schlong.

The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first
person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you
won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"