A blonde, brunette and redhead were walking along the beach.

A seagull fly's over and craps all over the blonde!

The brunette
says in a disgusted voice "Hang on the bathroom is just up the
hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."

After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh, the redhead says
"What's so funny?"

The blonde says "Well, blondes are suppose to be so dumb and
look at her, by the time she gets back with the toilet paper that
seagull will be miles away!"