A man took his wife to a Broadway show.

During the first
intermission he had to take a leak in the meanest way, so he
hurried to find the bathrooms.

He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he finally found a
beautiful fountain with foliage, and nobody was watching, so
he decided to take a leak right there.

When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act
had already begun.

He searched in the dark until he found his
wife. "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.

"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!"