Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her
husband to a therapist, who wound up treating him self hypnosis.

And,
to her joy, everything got much better.

However, she could not help but
notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would
dash out to the bathroom for several minutes.

This tormented her until
finally, one night, she followed him.

There, in front of the mirror,
she found him applying this therapeutic technique:

"She's not my wife...
She's not my wife...She's not my wife..."