To strike a blow for Men everywhere, here are seminars for Women
(seminars will be given by men only)

• "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
• Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
• Crying and law enforcement
• You CAN go shopping for less then 4 hours
• Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: a study in contrast
• Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
  Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
  Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
  Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
• The Super Bowl: Not a Game--A Sacrament
• Gift giving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
• Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Gravity is on Your Side
• Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
• What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
• "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"