An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and
says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!"

The madam
immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they
have for him.

Sgt. Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on
his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed.

He
then says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years,
and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!"

Immediately, his
penis
becomes fully erect.

The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.

The Sgt.
Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm
a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE!"

His penis immediately
goes limp.

The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and
asks him for another demonstration.

The Sgt. Major says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK,
ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display
of prowess with the command of, "DICK, AT EASE!" (His penis goes limp
once again).

The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the
demonstration yet again.

The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you
honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind
and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!"

His penis becomes immediately erect, and
then he gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE."

The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still
hard.

He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT
EASE!"

Once again, his penis is still fully erect.

The Sgt. Major is now
fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!"

No luck, his penis is still hard.

He yells, "God damn it!!!", and moves to the side of the bed and starts
to masturbate vigorously.

The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going
on?"

The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm
giving him a dishonorable discharge!!!"