Stanley and Annie got married and wanted desperately to make love and have a baby, but being Kiwis, they had never been taught how to "do it" with human partners.

So Stanley finally sought the services of New Zealand's greatest sex therapist, a Dr. Rowpata.

Sitting the young man down in his office, Dr. Rowpata said grandly, "Stanley, making love is one of the finest things that can take place between a man and a woman in marriage...".

"I know, Doctor, but could you please tell me exactly how to go about it?", interrupted Stanley, embarrassed but determined.

"Okay...well...uh...you, as a man, take the longest thing on your body and stick it into the hairiest part of hers.", stammered the doctor and quickly showed him out.

Two months later a pissed-off Stanley walked back into his office.

"Dr. Rowpata", he yelled, "I've been following your instructions every night and Annie's still not pregnant.  And frankly, I don't think this sex business is all it's cracked up to be!  Some doctor you are.".

"Now Stanley,", said the doctor soothingly, "calm down and tell me exactly what went on between you two and maybe I can sort things out."

"Don't try and blame it on me.", blustered Stanley.  "I followed your directions to the letter. Every night I stuck my nose as far as it would go into her armpit."