The Hunchback of Notre Dame had never had sex in his life.

After saving pennies and nickles he thought he had enough to hire the services of a prostitute.

He was so horrid looking that the hooker thought she could go through with it as long as she kept her eyes closed and fantasized about someone else.

She took him to a barn and started to go at it with her eyes closed.

During sex she was poked by a sharp piece of straw on the barn floor and opened her eyes for a moment.

When she got a look at the disgusting site on top of her, she couldn't help but throwing up all over the hunchback.

He jumped up and exclaimed; "Did you just throw up?"

To which she replied sheepishly"Yes".

Relieved, he said "Thank God, I thought you broke open my hump!".