The Russian couple's sex life was terrible, so they went out and
bought a black market copy of a sex manual.

After studying it for some time, the husband says "I want to eat your
pussy like it says in the book, but it smells so bad. Why don't
you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray?"

She agreed.

An hour later, she returned, all excited. "You
should see the flavors they have," she told her husband."Strawberry, cherry, banana........"

"What did you get?" he interrupted.

"Tuna," she replied.