Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?

A: A block of flaps

Q. What Do You Call A 1000 Pound Woman On A Bar Stool With A New Condom?

A. 1/2 Ton Pickup With Good Rubber!

Q. What Do You Call A 400 Pound Woman Who Likes Both Men And Women?

A. A Bisexual Built For 2!

Q. What do you call a female clone?

A. A clunt.

Q: Whatg is Sex?

A:  The only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Q: What is a Penis?

A: The only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

Q. What Do You Call A Female Midget Who's Nice And Gives Head?

A. Short, Sweet, And To The Point!