A  married couple were on holiday in Jamaica .

They were touring around the market-place looking at  the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'

So the married couple walked  in. 

The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some  special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the  wife was really interested in buying the sandals  after what the man claimed, but her husband  felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped  them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the  table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. 

The  Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'