A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an
absolutely gorgeous woman.

They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is
reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book
about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the
longest average penis and Polishmen have the biggest average diameter. By
the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."