A man woke up the one morning feeling horny, and asked his girlfriend for a shag,

But she said she wasn't in the mood.

So he got up, got dressed, and went downstairs and cooked breakfast for them both.

He ate his, and then took hers up to the bedroom so she could have breakfast in bed.

He was still feeling horny, and so, after she'd finished her breakfast, he asked again for a shag.

She said she was still not in the mood.

So he decided to go out to the newsagent and buy that day's newspaper.

When he got back he found her still in bed, but with her arms and legs tied up to the bedpost.

So, thinking that she'd changed her mind, and fancied some bondage fun, he got undressed again, and proceeded to climb into bed for some action.

She asked him what did he think he was doing, and he told her that as she was tied up, he thought she'd changed her mind.

She said "You daft bastard! - While you were out We were robbed!"