It's been a hard year in the jungle, so when these two cannibals finally
catch this one missionary they have a discussion about how they are going
to
each receive fair share.

They finally reach the conclusion that they will
start on opposite ends and met in the middle.

After engaging in the meal
the one cannibal ask the other: "How you doing down there?"

Second cannibal
replies: "I having a ball!"

"No, no!" screamed the first cannibal, "you are
eating too fast!"