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she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
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she thought General Motors was in the army.
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she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
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under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
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she tripped over a cordless phone.
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she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
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she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
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at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
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she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
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she studied for a blood test.
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she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
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she sold the car for gas money!
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when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
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when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
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when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
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she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
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she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front."
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she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease
