An Australian was walking down a country road in New
Zealand, when he happened to glance over the fence and
see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.

The Aussie is quite taken
aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the
farmer.

He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know
mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody
SHEARING this with no one!"