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I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
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I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!
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This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
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Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot.
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Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
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That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
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I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby- sitter Tracy.
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You're my daddy! You're my daddy!
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The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
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Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? (Good one!)
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While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
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Bar food again!? Kick ass.
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I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl- friend has class.
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That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
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I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
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I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift!
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Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
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I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
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It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
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Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck's bare ass!
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My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
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I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
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Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
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You are so much smarter than my father.
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If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sportscenter.
