There were two men shipwrecked on this island.

The minute they got to the island, one of them started screaming and yelling.

"We're going to die! We're going to die! There's no food! No water! No one will ever find us.We're going to die!"

The second man was sitting at the water's edge and acting so calmly it drove the first man crazy.

"Don't you understand?!" We're going to die!!" the first man said.

"You don't understand this is Manhattan Island and we are only two blocks from the subway !"