As part of a cooking demonstration I was attending in a a large auditorium, the host awarded gifts to people in the audience who had traveled the farthest, the couple who had been married the longest, and so on.

Holding up one item, he asked, "Is there anyone here who has been married less than a month?"

At first the room was silent.

Then from the back someone called out,"Which time?"

 

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