- I can please only one person per day, and today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking too good either.
- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
- I loathe people who keep dogs. They are
cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - My Reality Check bounced.
- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
- I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm just a carrier.
- Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines. - Someday we'll look back on all this and
plow into a parked car.
