• It's the same bedroom you had as a kid, but now your parents
  are charging you two grand a month.
• Your building's security system is a cardboard cutout of
  Clint Eastwood.
• Rent must be paid in small, non-sequential bills.
• Every time you pass the doorman, he's wearing another
  article of your clothing.
• You can't get through your bedroom door because of the yellow
  police tape.