Archives: where Noah kept the bees.
Catholic: compulsive cat-lover.
Bargaining: law student's goal.
Centimetre: insect with 100 legs.
Circumvent: the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Damnation: beaver country.
Finesse: female fish.
Flabbergasted: shocked over the amount of weight one has gained.
Heathen: barbecued chicken.
Insect: fashionable religious domination.
Macadam: first man on Earth according to the Scottish Bible.
Negligent: absentmindedly opening the front door while wearing a
nightie.
Oyster: a person who laces his speech with Yiddishisms.
Ozone: universal donor ward.
Prediction: baby talk.
Renovation: Nevada divorce.
Trifling: ménage à trois.
Willy-nilly: impotent.