Four people are riding in a small passenger car compartment on a long
train ride across the country.

On one seat, a young, beautiful lady
sits next to her grandmother.

Across from them, an Army general sits
next to his young lieutenant.

The train enters a long, dark tunnel.

Suddenly, in the darkness,
there is the sound of a kiss followed by a slap!

The train exits the
tunnel and the four people in the passenger compartment look at each
other.

Without saying a word, each of them thinks they know what has
just happened.

The young lady is surprised, but very happy that the young lieutenant
waited for an appropriate moment to kiss her, but she can't
understand why her grandmother slapped him.

The grandmother is shocked that the young lieutenant would try to
kiss her granddaughter, but she is happy that her granddaughter
slapped him.

The General was pleased that his young lieutenant had waited for an
appropriate moment to kiss the young lady because he could see they
liked each other.

However, he couldn't understand why the grandmother
had slapped him.

Meanwhile, the young lieutenant sat in his seat, feeling very good
about himself.

Not only had he found a way to kiss the pretty young
lady sitting across from him, but he had also managed to slap his
general at the same time!