Two Southern Belles, Sara Anne and Miss Lee, were having tea on the porch of Miss Lee's vast estate.

After a few moments, Miss Lee starts with the same routine she uses with all of her guests. "Sara Anne, do you see this vast estate? My husband bought this estate for me because I wanted it, and he loves me,"

Miss Lee says. "That's nice,"

Sara Anne replies with a smile. "Sara Anne, do you see that peach orchard over yonder? My husband planted that for me because he knows I like peaches," Miss Lee continues.

"That's nice," Sara Anne replies with a smile.

"Sara Anne, you see that Rolls over there? My husband bought that one for me, and I have three more just like it in the back," Miss Lee smirked. "So Sara Anne, what has your husband ever done for you?"

"Well, Miss Lee, my husband sent me to charm school," Sara Anne said proudly.

"Charm school? What ever did they teach you there, Sara Anne?" Miss Lee asks snobblily.

"Well, Miss Lee," Sara Anne says, "For one thing, instead of saying 'F*#k you.' now I smile and say 'That's nice.'"