Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories.

One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."

The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?"

"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something
else that reveals what you are really thinking about.
Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady
was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh',
I asked her for 'two Pickets to Tittsburgh."

The second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about.
It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife.
I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said,
"YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"