A couple has been dating for three months, and the sex is getting dull.

One night they're lying in bed when the girl says, "Harry, want to try
something new? It's very kinky."

He says, "Sure."

She says, "Stand over me and take a shit on me."

He stands up, straddles her, squats a bit, and takes a dump on her chest.

She says, "Now lie in it on top of me and screw me."

He lies on top of her, with the shit oozing between them, and she gives him
the wildest hump he's ever had.

The next time they're lying in bed, it's boring and she asks him to do it
again. He stands over her and grinds out a huge turd onto her chest. Then
he lies on her, and they have another incredible lay.

As time goes on, Harry really gets into it. He eats like a horse on the
days before their dates, because it seems the more he craps on her, the
better the sex is.

One Thursday night, he has the runs, so on Friday morning he eats a few
cheese sandwiches and downs a whole bottle of Kaopectate before he goes to
work, so he won't wheedle down his legs at the office.

That night, he goes to her house, they go in the bedroom and get undressed,
she lies on the bed, he stands over her, and squats down, and grunts...but
nothing comes out.

He strains a bit, and grunts, and then llbbt!...a little
fart...but nothing of any substance.

For a few minutes, he's pushing and
grunting, when suddenly he hears her crying.

He says, "Honey, what's wrong?"

She says, "You're seeing someone else, aren't you???"