Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda notices that Jill seems
troubled and asks her, "Is something bugging you? You look
anxious."

"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and life savings in the
stock market," Jill explained.

"Oh, that's too bad," Linda sympathized. "I'm sure you're feeling
sorry for him."

"Yeah, I am," Jill said. "He'll miss me."