Eddie goes to the doctor and says "Doc...I want you to turn me into a
Portagee."

The doctor frowns and says "Eddie...you realize that turning you into
a Portegee will involve removing 25% of your brain?".

"Yes. My mind is made up." Eddie replied.

A week later, Eddie is waking up from the surgery.

The doctor sees
that he is reviving and rushes over.

"My God Eddie! There's been a huge mistake! We accidentally removed
75% of your brain! I'm so sorry! Eddie! Speak to me!"

"What you talkin' 'bout mutha fucka?"