Three friends
are out enjoying a night on the town,  and the suggestion that they visit the
local whorehouse meets with enthusiasm all around - especially when the madam
tells them there's a special offer that evening.

For $100, $150,
or $200, the customer will receive a sexual treat beyond his wildest dreams.

The first guy
forks out $100, is shown to the first door on the right and soon his friends
hear cries of ecstasy coming from within.

He emerges
sometime later sweaty, out of breath and grinning from ear to ear.

"She was the
most beautiful woman I'd ever seen," he said panting. "After extensive foreplay
she put two pineapple rings around my penis and ate them!"

The second guy
couldn't fork over his $150 fast enough.

He was shown to
a room and soon wild cries of bliss were heard.

Eventually he
returned with the same grin and the same story, except that he had gotten
whipped cream along with the two pineapple rings.

The third guy
needs a little persuading to part with his $200 and is shown to an upstairs
room.

Soon cries of
ecstasy can be heard, but his friends are puzzled when they're interrupted by a
scream of agony

When he
returns, they can't wait to hear what happened.

"Yes," he
explains wearily, "she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, and after
extensive foreplay she covered my prick with two pineapple rings, whipped cream,
chopped nuts and topped it off with a maraschino cherry."

"So then what
happened?" ask his friends eagerly.

"Well," he
replies, "it looked so good, I took a bite myself."