A woman in a Porsche was pulled
over for speeding by a California Highway
Patrol motorcycle officer.

When
he walked up to her window and
opened his ticket book she said, "I bet
you're going to sell me a ticket to
the Highway Patrolman's Ball."

He
replied, "No, Highway Patrolmen don't
have Balls."

There followed a moment
of silence while she smiled and he realized
what he'd said.

He then closed
his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.