A married couple had just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.

The husband, tired of the same old sex, says to his wife, "Honey, I want to try something new to spice up our sex life."

"Sure" said his wife. "What did you have in mind?"

"Well," said the husband, "I really want to try cumming in your ear."

"WHAT?! What are you, crazy? That"s disgusting, and besides, I could become deaf!"

"What do you mean, deaf? You've been giving me blowjobs for over 25 years, and you haven't become dumb."