The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady
Hilary Clinton.

The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective
spouse.

The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up,
as soon as I enter the room"

The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army
officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back.."

The
French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is
performed, it drops down..."

Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumor... it
moves from one mouth to another..."