A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman.

They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them all about it.

After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed.

The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great escapades.

"And on the third day . . . " he began.

Everyone hollers, "No! No! Start with the first day!"

"And on the third day," the private continues, "she asked me to stop so she could go to the bathroom."