There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the
following people are stranded:

• 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
• 2 French men and 1 French woman
• 2 German men and 1 German woman
• 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
• 2 English men and English woman
• 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
• 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
• 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island on the middle of
nowhere...

• 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
• The 2 French men and the French woman are happily together in a "menage
  a trois"
• The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
  with the German woman.
• The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
  cleaning and cooking for them.
• The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
  English woman.
• The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the
  Bulgarian woman- and started swimming.
• The 2 Swedish guys are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
  woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature
  of feminism. But at least its not snowing and the taxes are low.
• The 2 Irish men began dividing their island Northside-Southside and
  setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture,
  cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut
  whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any...