Dave sold strawberries off his truck out in the suburbs.

He knocked on the door of a house.

"Wanna buy some strawberries?"

"Come around the back," answered the pretty young blonde.

Dave walked to the rear, rang the bell, and the woman opened the door.

To Dave's shock, she stood there stark naked.

Not a stitch of clothes on.

Dave started to cry.

"What's the matter?" asked the blonde.

"Today, my wife ran away with my best friend," explained Dave, "I lost three thousand dollars on the stock market, and now you're gonna screw me out of my strawberries."