A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting
at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally
goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I
chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at
the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his
table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and
I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean
$200 for a blowjob?"

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