A priest is playing golf, followed by his devoted
caddie.
He takes a swing and hits the ball.
But while in
the air, the wind starts to blow and the balls falls in a
lake.
The priest, very mad, says, "Goddamn wind!!"
The
caddie, surprised, says "Sir, please, why did you say such
profanity?!"
The priest asks the caddie to forgive him,
gets on his knees and prays for forgiveness from God.
A little later, the priest hits another good drive.
Again, the wind starts to blow and this time the ball falls
in the woods.
The priest sighs and again, says : "Goddamn
wind!!"
The caddie, just as surprised as thefirst time, says,
"Sir, please, do stop saying such profanity!"
The priest
then looks at his caddie, and raises his hands towards the
sky, asking God to forgive him.
Suddenly, the sky covers with grey and dark clouds, there's
a clap of thunder, and a lightning bolt strikes the caddie
to death.
The priest, not believing his eyes, falls to his
knees and screams to the sky : "Oh Lord, what has this poor
man done to make you so mad? God, I am the one who sinned!
My poor caddie did not deserve such a death!"
Then, a loud roar came from the sky.
The priest hid his
head under his arms, scared of dying, only to hear a loud
voice say, "Goddamn wind!!!!"