A biker picks up a hooker from the bar.

Once alone with the
hooker, the scooter tramp puts 50 bucks on the bed and drops
his drawers.

The prostitute gasps, the dude has an 18" dick.

"I'm not
putting that monster inside me," she whispers, "I'll suck it,
but that's it."

"Forget it," the biker replies, taking back his money. "I
can do that myself."