A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall,
when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.

"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy
my present instead of making you and Dad shop for
me."

The daughter nods in agreement.

"And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."

The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless,
poor, dumb creature has to suffer so that you can
have this."

"Don't worry, honey," says the mother. "Your
father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."