A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time
sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

The first day she sunbathed, she
wore a red bathing suit.

However on the second day, she felt a little
more adventurous.

She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan
figuring that no one could see her way up there.

She'd hardly began when
she heard someone running up the stairs.

She was lying on her stomach,
so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said a
flustered little (out of breath) assistant manager of the hotel.

"The
Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much
appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"

"What
difference does it make", Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me
up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"With all
due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little man. "You
are lying on the dining room skylight."