Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford are flying
to a supermodels conference in Paris, when the captain of the
plane announces:
"We have just lost power to the engines and are going to
make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately!"

The three models start preparing for the worst.

Claudia pulls out lipstick
and make-up and starts fixing her face.

Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask:
"What the hell are you doing fixing your face when we are
about to
crash!"

Claudia responds:
"I know for a fact that the rescue workers will search
for and save,
the
ones with the best looking faces first, which is why I
am putting on
my
make-up."

Cindy rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds
of flesh
which
inexplicably defy the law of gravity.

Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout:
"Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring
your breasts
for
everyone to see when we are about to die?"

Cindy responds:
"I have it on good authority that in plane crashes, the
rescue
workers
look to save the women with big beautiful breasts, which
is why I am
exposing them!"

Not hesitating, Naomi pulls down her skirt and panties to
expose her
"love
triangle."

Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell:
"Naomi, are you crazy? Why are you exposing your crotch
for everyone
to
see?"

Calmly, Naomi responds:
"Bitches, please! I know for a fact that the first thing
they look for
is
the black box."