The businessman came home form work about 6pm.

He'd barely gotten in the door before his wife greeted him with a passionate kiss.

Then she pulled him into the bedroom, pushed him down on the bed, unzipped his fly, and began to give him a fantastic blow job.

Not daring to interrupt her, he waits until he has gotton off in a mighty explosion, which his wife slurps up eagerly and swallows.

He stares fondly at her, then asks, "All right, dear, what did you do to the car THIS time?" 

 

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