A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week---for Certs!

Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."

And a student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop.

School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy...