When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

EVE: "You're running around with other women."

ADAM: "You're being unreasonable. You're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by
someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

ADAM: "What do you think you're doing?"

EVE: "Counting your ribs."

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